El Tio Poderoso is planning one of his Royal Visits to the Provinces, mainly Dinkey Creek next weekend. He will be ready to have his Regal Ring kissed numerous times. He also expects his equestrian Grande Entrada to be welcomed by the peasants and their children who should be sprinkling his path with rose petals. Oh, you know, The Usual. Tio is looking forward to the peasant dances and song performances, even though they bore him to absolute tears, but which he realizes is So Important for their moral. If he may, he would like to dispense with the ceremonial beheading of the Ox, which he's never Really Appreciated. Also the Human Sacrifice. Oh, Please! Our Hispanic Culture dispensed with this Barbaric Ritual in the 15th Century Spain. Although, you've got to admit, Torquemada would have probably made an excellent Republican!
Above all, Tio Podersoso expects the rat shit to be cleansed thoroughly from His Regal Freeking Bed.
Vuestra Merced
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